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Old Oct 09, 2007, 06:19 AM // 06:19   #3961
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of course





Don't you ever mind yoru surrondings?
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 06:33 AM // 06:33   #3962
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No, I am like the chick from the horror movies that sees her friend billy get pulled into the room by a mutant freakish beast and goes into the room saying "Billy, stop playing around, I am going to get naked and take a shower randomly, and if your not out by then, I am coming in with a flashlight with barely any battery power left, and when that thing attacks me, I won't run, but rather scream. PS- I am NOT calling the police nor asking for help" Except I am not a woman.

Is your name Billy by chance?
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 06:38 AM // 06:38   #3963
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nope




Is your name billy?
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 06:40 AM // 06:40   #3964
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How did you know?! j/k

Are you a stalker that uses the internet to prey on unsuspecting mail men that work only on Tuesdays and Wednesdays?
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 06:43 AM // 06:43   #3965
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uhhh no





did you know i have a gf?
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 06:48 AM // 06:48   #3966
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Yes, you posted several pictures of her, she is cute.

Did you know I have one?
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 06:52 AM // 06:52   #3967
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yes and no with alittle of maybe so

Did you know I have one? (leaving that open for anything)
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 06:53 AM // 06:53   #3968
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No, I had no idea you had a pet Lemur Anaconda Mutant Giraffe.

Where did you get it?
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 06:55 AM // 06:55   #3969
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Well it all started in 1997 when that stuff was going on about the thing. When all of the sudden a yellow bird flew by and dropped a note which read...

What if insane people where really the sane ones?
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 06:58 AM // 06:58   #3970
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The world would probably function better.

Why are insane people so smart? (like you and me and pwnd?)
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 07:01 AM // 07:01   #3971
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because they are too awesomely awesome to accept reality

Is google a word in the english dictionary?
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 07:13 AM // 07:13   #3972
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if not, it should be. Google: To find ALL possibilities in a matter of milliseconds.


Why is google so badass?
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 07:25 AM // 07:25   #3973
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Because there are so many people crying themselves to sleep for not having Google stock before it went public.

Why did the Pirate trilogy progressively worsen as it advanced through the sequels?
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 07:38 AM // 07:38   #3974
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Because that is usually how trilogies go! *cough*Spiderman 3*cough* *Cough*Resident Evil 3*cough*

Why is Milla Jovoich so sexy?
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 07:42 AM // 07:42   #3975
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because we are in the same gene pool

What would you do if you had a giant swimming pool and it was filled with blue jello?
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 08:33 AM // 08:33   #3976
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Watch people jump in thinking it was water and watch it jiggle.

What would you do?
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 08:43 AM // 08:43   #3977
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pee in it


Would you?
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 08:58 AM // 08:58   #3978
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No, I wouldn't make you pancakes, only for Avari!

Can I make pancakes using waffle mix?
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 09:02 AM // 09:02   #3979
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Ye sure

i herd u can make pancakes with vanilla cool!?
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 09:03 AM // 09:03   #3980
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vanilla essence, to make it smell nice.

Can I have some pancake as well, pls?
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